The lolBRD Enlenne

Loooooong time no see, eh?
Haven't made a post in ages, haven't I...
Know why? I dunno. Didn't have much to write about.
And by the time I had enough to write about, it's been so long that I forgot all the details to write about...
But I have the screenies, so it's time for NEW AND IMPROVED PICTURE BOOK!
This time...it has CAPTIONS! Sorta. I say stuff on the pages.
I haven't done much :/
But you can look anyway.
Been busy irl lately, haven't played actively since early January.
But here's a basic recap of what I've done since my last blupdate! Which...was all the way back in...November?! O.o
Long time!
Well, here ya go!

How long has it been since my last blupdate? A while, yes.
Not much to blupdate with, though...

So of the few things I've been doing, where do I begin?

How about.....here?

I'm going to miss the raceconv plug-in for Windower...I already do. SE made it go bye-bye ;_; (So now, I might as well use the legal windower~ At least they made one!)
Lokelani helped me get Dyllan to lv 20~ Finally, I made it!
So I made the marvelous trek to Jeuno and got her Chocobo liscense.
Made me sad, I always thought you just trade 4 times to the chocobo, it ended being more! I think.
Well, was like 5-6. I forgot which.
I'm excited she's 20, now, though, because now I'm gonna forget soloing with her, and I can seek for parties easier. So I want to get her to 30 and get an awesome advanced job! Haven't decided which...Also, I really gotta do some of those stoopid BCNMs soon. I...have 10k to my name.
-sad face-
Wait no...
Sad PANDA!
I AM A SAD PANDA!

Meh, it's my own fault I'm so poor. I can stop complaining now.

THAT WAS THE STORY OF DYLLAN

There's also been some random going-ons that make me lol...
Loke and I like to sing in the ls, for example~ Yeah...that's a pic of us singing the Pokemon theme song. We used to be Pokemon Fangirls when we were younger. We were...fanatics, you could almost say.
Those days are over now, though >.>
*cough*
(Oh...those were the days....)
Now are the days of Scrubs, anyways.

Well, anyways, one day, Shmedly found me again! And it was then I realized how very simple our conversations together are...
And that was that, I s'ppose.

Some other things I've been up to is...things by myself!
I actually got the Samurai artifact weapon aaaallll by m'self. I always thought you had to be the job that the AF was for to pop the mob, but I learned I could pop it as my brd, so I tried a shot at soloing it as /nin~ And easy as pie, really. BRD/NIN just works soooo well, I learned after skilling up before Maat!

So in the end, I got the weapon, with an accomplished feeling! I love finding out what I can actually solo...



THAT WAS THE STORY OF RANDOM THINGS


Now, what I've been doing most, lately, on FFXI, is Dynamis. I've never gone into much detail of my Dynamis experiences...so I will now!
I have 4 pieces of relic already~ BRD feet and hands, SAM hands, and...DRG legs!
The DRG legs...I h@xed em! I mean...nothing >.>
lol, well they turned to freelot, for anyone that wanted em even for the heck of it. I saw Loke lot it (her drg is 17), I think she lotted a 806 (I don't have a SS)
"Psh, I can take that..." says I, in a competitive mood. So I lot, and I get...816! And the Wyrm Brais eventually drop to me.
10 over Loke~! She is confident that I h@xed em from her. What's the truth? OMAI!
I'm not a hacker.

I don't care, lol~ My SAM won't be in the 70's for ages at the rate I'm going ;_; (Actually, I'm almost 47, finally...It's just so hard for me to get the time to level up, lately ._. )

*Ahem*
Other Dynamis stories include the exciting before-parties I have with Lokelz and Beka! Mostly...they're just me sticking my fat butt in the middle of things. But yeah. (look in the first pic...we're all kitties...but not!)






And during Dynamis, there's just all sorts of silly things going on! I'm still really new to most of these runs (in fact, today was my first Xarcabard run, but that's a whole different story.)
So I'm seeing all these different sights, and hearing all these silly stories from lsmates. One thing that strikes me most during Dynamis though...are the hilarious mob names.




lolDhalmel.
And wtfMithraslaver?
And *Tarupunter.

Duh.

And of course...
D for Dynamis?
D for Death!

I'm new to alla this stuff, so when I joined, Loke told me Dynamis and Death always come hand in hand! Yyyyyep, I learned that, alright. I don't mind death, xp can come back :D But it's always fun seeing in what ways the death comes upon us. (Just today, in fact, I got to watch everyone's hp drop magically (that's my favorite word today) to 0 at the exact same time. I didn't see anything, and it wasn't lag, either. I have no clue what happened! It was silly to watch though :D )

Loke is usually around to raise my fat butt, since apparently I can't get reraise on myself very well ;_; I don't remember a time when I haven't gotten a R3, either, so xp loss is at a minimum. Really, I've prolly lost like 3k in Dynamis....total, ever, since I started. Prolly less, unless I really die that much...Meh, I prolly have. I never cure myself, I should do that sometime.

*ahem*
So last tuesday, a little while after Loke raised me in Dynamis-Beaucedine, the shell decided to call it quits a little early. I am always like one of the last people to leave (I like to make sure there isn't anyone left that might want a Ballad or a cure) so I'm watching all these people go, and I realize there's like 10 whole minutes left! Loke was still there, so I ask her, "Don't go, you have to come explorin' with me!" (I noticed I said asked, when there is no question mark in there...at all.) So we watch the last person leave... And then Dynamis-Beaucedine turns into...
DYNAMIS-NAKEYTIME!
Yeah...we take off our shirts when we go explorin'.
Sometimes.
Like right then.
It was chilly, at least we had pants on D:
All that snow...

*cough*
So, in our adventure-gear, and being the only people in a zone full of monsters that can slaughter us in 2 seconds flat, we set off for the unknown!

I didn't figure we'd find anything totally amazing, but why not look?

In fact, we did find something we haven't been at before~! If you go in one of those towers, you find yourself in a PRISON! OHNOES! We just...stared at it...for a while...
I wonder if we thought if we stared at it long enough, it'll let us in?
Or! Or maybe we thought that if we stared at it long enough, we'd start to see an image in it...(I can never see an image in those picture-things ;_; )

So we continued our trek amongst NakeyLand, and then we came upon something...disastrous!
!!!!!!!!!!
Well it coulda potentially been dangerous if those things saw us. (They actually looked close enough that they might, lol) We even tried to cast spells on them...nothing reached ;_;
(Wait, why did I make a sad face? That's a good thing they didn't reach!!)
So we caught the Dynamis baddies in the act of having a super secret meeting, with Shiva as their secret slave. And it was so secret and horrible!
Little did they know that their super secret meeting wasn't so secret to Chocolate Bear and Vanilla Bear: The Spies from the OthaSide!

This is what I spied upon:

Yagudo Chihizo : Duuude. I killed this noob yesterday. I think he was like a RDM72/DRG12. DRG12! Can you believe it?
Yagudo Samurizo : Not as sad as the SAM75/DNC2 I killed two days ago. I mean...what's the point in that?
Yagudo Stone : Your conversation is futile.
Yagudo Chihizo : Your face is futile.
Shiva : Seriously, stop fighting.
Yagudo Stone : The Shiny Woman speaks well. Fighting verbally is for the weak fisted. Fight physically, we shall.
Yagudo Gurgle : Who the hell let Yoda in the shell?
Shiva : You guys just keep fighting, cut it out!
Yagudo Chihizo : "Strong with the force, young Skiewalker is!"
Yagudo Samurizo : "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Yagudo Chihizo : Dude, Darth Vader said that, not Yoda.
Yagudo Samurizo : Star Trek is Star Trek, dude.
Yagudo Gurgle : WHOOOOAH!
Yagudo Chihizo : LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Yagudo Samurizo : ?
Yagudo Samurizo : *Wars *Wars *Wars
Yagudo Gurgle : Who confuses the two?? I mean come on!
Yagudo Samurizo : People who have a life?
Yagudo Gurgle : Life? None of us have a life, we're non-player-characters. We aren't even alive.
Yagudo Samurizo : ...
Yagudo Chihizo : ...
Yagudo Gurgle : What? It's true...
Yagudo Stone : Your face.

It's been almost a month since my last update, wouldja look at that!
Well, I must have accomplished SO MUCH since then, right???????!!
Err....not really.

I wish.

But no. I haven't.

Come to think of it, what HAVE I done? I hardly remember! I can blame my awesome memory on that~! Let's see...

ROOOOOOOOARR!!!
Monster! Heh, Ruffy was helping me with the BLU flag quest (that's right, I still don't have it after starting it a year ago) and we happened across ol' Lizzy! No drop, but heck, I've never claimed her before! Or have I? >.>

Hey, did you know Leaping Lizzy is a girl??? I didn't! But I guess it's so! Elizabeth -> Liz -> Lizzy. Never thought of that. The lizards all just look so ugly-masculine, so I assume they're all doods. Like the type of doods with the thick unibrow that they don't care everybody else is judging. Although I guess there's Frida Kahlo...



BAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Along the lines of claiming NMs, Lokelani was leveling a lowbie job with me on Dyllan--I'm trying to get Dyl to 20 so I can do The Charming Trio BCNM with her!--and we happened across STRAY MARY! Yeap! I've never seen her before (she is more obviously a girl--never met a male Mary in my life!) and granted never claimed her, so that was exciting! Of course, she owned our faces! We were too low (13-15)! So Loke HP'd and switched to her 1337 WHM, while I lay dead, watching that no one took our sheepy (I was a shepherd). She arrived, claimed sheepy, raised me, and we FOUGHT! And killed! And...got some milk! YAY MILK! No horn, that's okay. At least Dyllan has a 1337 title--Mary's Guide, Booyah! That made it so worth it.

Hey...did sheep always produce good drinkable milk? Goats, I hear, produce a popular milk (though I prefer cow milk) but Sheep milk? Or...is it the same as goat milk?
And why would it drop from a sheep already in a milk container?! SE! LOGIC! DO YOU HAS IT? Has cheezburger, then! U can has!



ZILAAAAAAAAAART!!!!
I've been getting help by Ruffy and Loke on some Zilart missions! Always fun. I'm only on ZM5, didja know?? Had the game (with the expansion) for near 4-5 years, and I'm that far...CoP, I'm still on the promyvions, too >.> And I'm only Windy Rank 6! I need to get these DONE! Really...what do I do in XI? I've been lv 72 for a while now, SAM is still in the 40's, so I haven't been leveling...Obviously haven't been doing the missions...Not many quests done...What on earth do I do when I log on?? I guess I can look at this very blog and find out...But still, what I write about occupies such little time!!
Oh yeah! ZM! So I finished ZM5 yesterday~ And tried ZM6 >.> We got owned in the face again! The three anticans, a PLD, BLM, and RNG...Killed the PLD first, then the BLM, then the RNG got down to 20% and....well...the rest is history. pwned. We were. We'll try again another time! Maybe I'll get Sky someday!


SPLASH!!!
Speaking of Sky, I finally saw its opposite--Sea!

Well...

Sorta.

Obviously, I don't have access to Sea. But Loke does! She let me look from her character, and might I say, Sea is GEORGIOUS and bizarre! I walked on the water and played with the pinkies! Just stared and stared! Then played with the pinkies s'more...then I wanted to play with the Bluey I saw just over there!
Bad idea.
I killed Loke ;_;
I'm sorry!!!! But that was fun. Watching the bluey rise from the depths, from under where I stood, gliding across as if there was nothing to hinder him...Poetic, I tell you!! I got some beautiful screenshots before I totally killed Lokelani, though~ Yay!
(Still sorry D: )

Haven't updated in ages.
I can't type well or be funny.
So I present to you the first edition of Enny's Picture Book: